Blog #15: Bloggin’ From the Road

This blog isn’t gonna blog itself!

Blog #14: I can’t be your Superman.

(9:07:44 PM) nowthatsamatt: man i don’t get it
(9:07:46 PM) nowthatsamatt: like
(9:07:52 PM) nowthatsamatt: there’s a commercial for smallville
(9:07:53 PM) nowthatsamatt: on tv
(9:08:02 PM) nowthatsamatt: i thought that’s been out for a good three years, right?
(9:08:08 PM) nowthatsamatt: why isn’t he superman yet
(9:08:16 PM) nowthatsamatt: like how the fuck
(9:08:20 PM) nowthatsamatt: has this gone on so long
(9:08:23 PM) nowthatsamatt: who allowed this
(9:08:30 PM) theadriansays: it’s been on for more than three years
(9:08:34 PM) nowthatsamatt: i saw an episode once
(9:08:44 PM) nowthatsamatt: I WAS BEING GENEROUS
(9:08:51 PM) nowthatsamatt: you know how
(9:08:56 PM) nowthatsamatt: when people want to hype something
(9:08:57 PM) theadriansays: 8 seasons
(9:09:10 PM) nowthatsamatt: they exaggerate in their favor?
(9:09:16 PM) theadriansays: uh, yeah
(9:09:19 PM) nowthatsamatt: i do the opposite so i seem more legit
(9:09:30 PM) nowthatsamatt: like
(9:09:32 PM) theadriansays: i think that is a tactic frequently employed by many enthusiasts of things
(9:09:34 PM) nowthatsamatt: i go far enough to prove a point
(9:09:38 PM) nowthatsamatt: and if it’s been longer
(9:09:39 PM) nowthatsamatt: who cares
(9:09:39 PM) theadriansays: not just because they’re trying to be disingenious
(9:09:43 PM) nowthatsamatt: i already made my point
(9:09:44 PM) theadriansays: it’s because they’re fucking stupid
(9:09:57 PM) nowthatsamatt: you know what i mean?
(9:09:59 PM) nowthatsamatt: three years
(9:10:02 PM) nowthatsamatt: is about the breaking point
(9:10:06 PM) nowthatsamatt: for a show about superman
(9:10:09 PM) nowthatsamatt: to produce superman
(9:10:12 PM) nowthatsamatt: you know?
(9:10:19 PM) nowthatsamatt: i don’t need to say how long it actually was
(9:10:19 PM) theadriansays: matt
(9:10:22 PM) theadriansays: matt matt matt
(9:10:26 PM) theadriansays: just ask yourself:
(9:10:34 PM) theadriansays: How many roads must a Superman walk down,
(9:10:40 PM) theadriansays: Before he can be called a Superman?
(9:10:49 PM) theadriansays: the writers of smallville have considered this
(9:10:56 PM) nowthatsamatt: I think we all learned a little bit about ourselves from this conversation.

An unbreakable blog is useful for blogging other blogs.

Blog #13: I’m not a racist I don’t think.

(8:58:38 PM) theadriansays: http://twitter.com/lilnigga
(9:00:31 PM) theadriansays: wait til he tries to take out a loan for a car
(9:00:49 PM) theadriansays: BECAUSE HIS SKIN IS BLACK

BLOG ALERT!  SHIELDS UP!

Blog #12: Damn Thumbnails

(1:55:22 PM) Matthew: i’m FIRING FIREfox
(1:55:26 PM) Matthew: get it?
(1:55:30 PM) Matthew: usin’ da chrome now
(1:55:36 PM) Matthew: for my internet browsing needs
(1:56:10 PM) jd@hotmail.com: I’d use chrome
(1:56:20 PM) jd@hotmail.com: if i could block some domains from showing as little thumbnails
(1:56:50 PM) Matthew: hahahaha
(1:57:02 PM) Matthew: NEW BLOG POST
(1:57:07 PM) Matthew: STARRING JORGE
(1:58:30 PM) jd@hotmail.com: pff
(1:58:34 PM) jd@hotmail.com: blog this
(1:58:36 PM) jd@hotmail.com: FUCK YOU

The blog stops here!

Blog #11: “Broship is a Fickle Mistress”

(9:51:38 AM) nowthatsamatt: you know filezilla?
(9:51:50 AM) jorgeonrails: of course
(9:51:54 AM) nowthatsamatt: i’m getting really irritated that it keeps asking me to update it at least once a week
(9:51:55 AM) jorgeonrails: it’s just the best ftp client ever
(9:51:56 AM) nowthatsamatt: like
(9:51:59 AM) nowthatsamatt: it’s a fucking ftp client
(9:52:04 AM) nowthatsamatt: what could you have updated
(9:52:34 AM) jorgeonrails: man it’s a ftp client
(9:52:39 AM) jorgeonrails: of course it requires nightly builds
(9:52:43 AM) nowthatsamatt: hahaha
(9:52:54 AM) nowthatsamatt: I’m blogging this.
(9:53:09 AM) jorgeonrails: also put this
(9:53:29 AM) jorgeonrails: fuck you for not going to tampa with me. we are not brudes anymore.. we never were.

Some days you’re the blog, some days the hydrant.

Blog #10: “Megalopolis”

(10:31:11 AM) Rachael Sibley: i am cheating on you this weekend tho =/
(10:31:25 AM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/5967FAB1: SHIT.
(10:31:51 AM) Rachael Sibley: so uh
(10:31:54 AM) Rachael Sibley: WHY DONT YOU BLOG ABOUT IT?
(10:32:19 AM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/5967FAB1: MAYBE
(10:32:22 AM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/5967FAB1: I
(10:32:23 AM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/5967FAB1: WILL

To boldly blog where no blog has blogged before…

Blog #9: “The Adventures of Fat Jorge”

(2:38:08 PM) jd@hotmail.com: hey tomorrow
(2:38:15 PM) jd@hotmail.com: there is a free concert in downtown
(2:38:24 PM) jd@hotmail.com: like at 5
(2:39:05 PM) Matthew: ok i wnat to go really bad but i can’t because i have a lot of ANYTHING ELSE IS BETTER THAN A FREE CONCERT DOWNTOWN

Bloggin’ to the oldies!

Blog #8: A New Hope

(3:36:18 PM) noviembrecamello@gmail.com: i just added your dad as a friend on facebook
(3:36:29 PM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/B7DADE0C: hahahaha are you serious
(3:36:34 PM)noviembrecamello@gmail.com: is it cool if i continuously accuse him of pedophilia?
(3:36:38 PM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/B7DADE0C: yes
(3:36:40 PM) noviembrecamello@gmail.com: rock
(3:36:42 PM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/B7DADE0C: i am 100% okay with that.
(3:37:03 PM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/B7DADE0C: is it cool if i blog about this?
(3:37:07 PM) noviembrecamello@gmail.com: no
(3:37:11 PM) noviembrecamello@gmail.com: but yeah
(3:37:14 PM) noviembrecamello@gmail.com: it’s probably okay
(3:37:14 PM) nowthatsamatt@gmail.com/B7DADE0C: but my father doesn’t read my blog

Here we blog again!

Blog #7 or, “Where the Wild Things Aren’t”

(3:11:39 PM) wastingtime113: he matt, what are you doing right now?
(3:11:49 PM) nowthatsamatt: OH JUST EXERCISING MY FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHTS…
(3:11:52 PM) nowthatsamatt: … TO BLOG!
(3:12:30 PM) wastingtime113: i’m calling the government and telling them you’re abusing your rights. your blog is dumb. and making everyone more dumb.

See you kids next week, same blog time, same blog channel.

Blog #6: “Jokes!”

(2:03:28 PM) nowthatsamatt: hey jorge
(2:03:35 PM) nowthatsamatt: what do you call a blog about blogs?
(2:03:50 PM) jorgeonrails: a blog!!
(2:03:52 PM) nowthatsamatt: FUCK YOU.
(2:03:57 PM) nowthatsamatt: HAHAAHHAHAH I GOT YOU GOOD MAN
(2:04:04 PM) jorgeonrails: JAJAJAJJAJAJA OK!!!

10 seconds till BLOGS-OFF!